Jacob Carstens
I am Jim Jannard...
Or better yet - get to the states and enlist in the army. They’ve got a cozy base in Thule, Greenland. Plenty of snow and polar bears up there. Complete darkness half the year and no darkness the other half - but you’ll either get used to that or go mad . The alcohol is dirt cheap though.But you are in Mexico..... you need to get to the US and commit some crime and sh!t...... only then will you be on your way to Greenland....... get moving.
@"TRUMP" is in florida.... you can crash on his couch and he can teach you his criminal ways .......