🦘The "I Broke My Oakleys" List aka "Tales of woe"

[Funky-Trixtar]

Also known as the CFL




Clumsy Fuckers List


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Or the OOVs (Orignial O-Matter Victims).

 

[MatSteelersFan]

@Magmaredhot sorry to see you broke your Juliet’s, please stop working out so much you’re getting too swol for your Oakleys!

 

[Codechimp08]

There’s a pair of Juliets that went down about right here. Very soft bottom and things shift a lot, unable to find so far.

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too bad Titanium is not strongly magnetic.

 

[Tom.]

Or the OOVs (Orignial O-Matter Victims).

O-Shit ! you're right

 

[Stones2117]

Broke the arm of my HJ-2 with Prizm Shallow water lenses while fishing because well, they are for fishing!

 

[cacatman]

I hit my face on my handlebars as a teenager and broke my first pair of Oakleys, Moss Green Eye Jackets.

No photo evidence as that was over 20 years ago.

Yes yes, POIDH… But it did happen to me *sobbing*

Going out of town I put some glasses on my bed to pack away. Left the room for a while. When I came back in I heard the sound we all dread. Stepped on my Gold Inmates. Bent to all hell. Spent a good 2 hours bending back as close as I could get. Looking at them you wouldn't know, pick them up and you do. Add pic when I get home.

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[cacatman]

Also known as the CFL




Clumsy Fuckers List


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Edited title as per @Tom. so he can find it.

 

[cacatman]

A couple of pairs of Moons, FMJ 5.56 MM/ Black Iridium and Tortoiseshell / Brown. Eyejackets FMJ 5.56 MM, Cobalt / +Red Iridium, Cobalt / +Red Iridium. Trenchcoats White Camo / Black Iridium, White Camo / Black Iridium FMJ 7.62 MM / Black Iridium. Tens Tortoiseshell / Brown. Oil Rig White Text / Grey Iridium.

Details of how it happened, please.

 

[Tom.]

Edited title as per @Tom. so he can find it.

You're the best man!

 

[cacatman]

Wasn’t there a thread were someone lost their C6 in a lake? If so, I would think that deserves a spot on ‘Saddest of all Sad’ lists.

There’s a pair of Juliets that went down about right here. Very soft bottom and things shift a lot, unable to find so far.

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Sorry lads, those Oakleys weren't broken. Just lost. They don't make the cut.