Joke Thread

[Timhyde74]

 

[Timhyde74]

Thought of you @Broccoli

 

[Timhyde74]

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

This guy walks into a bar with his briefcase in hand and he’s mad. He sits at the bar, puts his case down and orders a drink. The bartender serves him right up and asks the man what’s got him down.

The man gives a disappointed grin and tells the bartender that he can just show him. He opens his briefcase and out pops a tiny person about a foot tall that begins to play his miniature piano.

Of course the bartender is amazed and is just about to ask where he found this little guy but is cut off by the man who informs him that there’s a genie outside his bar granting people wishes for free.

The bartender sprints outside but comes right back only minutes later followed by an army of quacking ducks that fill the whole place.

Angrily, the bartender says to the first man that the genie has: “ Gotta be deaf man! I ask for a million bucks and get a million ducks…”

First man says “ Bro, you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?”

 

[Timhyde74]

 

[Timhyde74]

 

[Timhyde74]

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[Nortika]