Got them on release day but they got put into boxes with the rest while taking down the Mega tower to set up the double wide 4.0Updated. nice pickup
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Got them on release day but they got put into boxes with the rest while taking down the Mega tower to set up the double wide 4.0Updated. nice pickup
Ok, Added but now Story Time
Better to be broke with Oaks than be a joke.All right, it’s story time. Get comfy…
>be me
>autistic Jigawatt hoarder with zero self control
>@Quabe (absolute madlad) casually drops pic of super rare Jig on the timeline like it’s nothing
>brain immediately blue-screens
>that’s it, that’s my favorite LE drop
>already got ‘trixied’ and copped #44 awhile back like a true degenerate
>ngmi.jpg
>fast forward some months
>hiatus over
>back on eBay after years, time to “make room” (lmao yeah right)
>purely “for science” type M-Experiment in the search bar like a madman
>there she is again
>look at her miller… isn’t she beautiful
>glitch queen grail Jig staring back at me
>drooling.exe intensifies
>read description like it’s the dead sea scrolls
>”ordering system had a stroke, sold 50 plus two extra units in one glorious ****-you to reality”
>”company said lol whatever and honored every confirmation like chads”
>”this is the last of the two special unnumbered pairs, no edition number, just pure chaos”
>price tag slaps me harder than my ex when she found my secret Jig stash
>”nah bro, you don’t need ‘em, you’re good”
>close tab, turn 360 degrees and walk away for 0.00069 seconds
>refresh like a man possessed
>scroll down and holy ****
>another seller has Cerakote Ti, Cerakote Gold and Matte Army Jigs lined up like hookers
>brain.png stopped working
>full smooth-brain mode activated
>buy buy buy
>wallet now in ICU making concerning little noises
>stare at the glitch queen Jigs again
>lore hits differently now, the rarity, the “last of the two”
>voice in my head goes full demon
>”you’ve already ruined your life tonight, might as well make it legendary”
>say the words
>**** it.tiff
>the jig was up
>wallet lets out one sad and final whimper
>tfw financially ruined but now sitting pretty with the most cursed Jigs in the game
>mfw sitting in total darkness, eating dry cereal with tears streaming down my face while gently caressing the unnumbered box like gollum with his ring
>worth it.gif
>the end
I’m gonna put that in a songBetter to be broke with Oaks than be a joke.
Bro, Oaks are the joke, on a downward slope,Better to be broke with Oaks than be a joke.

Lol are you a rapper quick like a turtle snapper? Laying down beatsBro, Oaks are the joke, on a downward slope,
But there’s still hope.
M-Experiment is dope and LUX will rope,
No need to cope.
Locked in scope, ‘bout to blow smoke,
Corporate choke, legacy revoked.
Old Oaks broke, giant lies now broken,
M-Experiment rises, founder’s true vision awoken.
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