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[BoostBear]

That reply is awesome. Well, written and puts you down with just the right amount of gratitude. A+

I'll admit it made me chuckle... Then seeing that he's listed them 3 times already, made me laugh out loud.
He's probably got his handsful tearing all these mentally handicapped folks like me a new one

EDIT: it appears he's taken what I suggest to heart, he reformatted it

oakley sunglasses men PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | eBay

Condition is Pre-owned. Oakley pit bull. Black with polarized lens ONLY ONE THAT IS POLARIZED !! Oakley eye patch black purple o purple mirror lens. Oakley 10 fire iridium mirror lens black.

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[Atticus]

I'll admit it made me chuckle... Then seeing that he's listed them 3 times already, made me laugh out loud.
He's probably got his handsful tearing all these mentally handicapped folks like me a new one

EDIT: it appears he's taken what I suggest to heart, he reformatted it

oakley sunglasses men PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | eBay

Condition is Pre-owned. Oakley pit bull. Black with polarized lens ONLY ONE THAT IS POLARIZED !! Oakley eye patch black purple o purple mirror lens. Oakley 10 fire iridium mirror lens black.

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Nice work! Mission impossible? Mission accomplished!

 

[htrap2294]

Oakley OO9239-2660 Crankshaft Sunglasses - Black Ink Ice Iridium Lens for sale online | eBay

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While others you really can't... This listing is ****tily put together, I asked for some additional photos and realistic shipping quote + mentioned that he might consider reformatting it due to confusion in the listing being for just 1 pair despite showing and describing 5 different ones...
The reply I got back, well it's uhh something thats for sure LMAO

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The pair he linked me to was this one of 2 fast jackets this guy has not sold and relisted for the last 6 months or so... but he's got a solid mindset lol

One pair of polarized Oakley Fast Jacket. Your choice with case | eBay

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I was the guy that bought the first listing from him...grabbed it in under a minute and then realized how misleading the damn thing was. When you see deals, can't really waste time reading description - they're usually gone by the time you read the description.

What he should do is list all 5 individually and put a price of $60 each. He's just being lazy and trying to sell in a way that the platform doesn't support.

 

[TheStig]

Here one that made me Smile.
In good used condition.
€60,- is about $70,- for that thing.
To call that a beater would be uplifting.
After checking his other items for sale it all made sense to me.
He basicly devided the crap he has for sale by the money he ows to his weed Dealer.

 

[flyer]

The O World is MAAAAAD!

Oakley Empty box ONLY! NO SUNGLASSES! Monster Dog Ducati Limited Edition Display | eBay

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[DaysOfNoah]

The O World is MAAAAAD!

Oakley Empty box ONLY! NO SUNGLASSES! Monster Dog Ducati Limited Edition Display | eBay

<p>Thank you for checking out btownsportsfantasy here on eBay! Please feel free to shop our store and save with combined shipping. Also feel free to send any questions that you might have and we will respond back as quick as possible. You are bidding on the exact item that is in the title and...

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You can always add a large rubber band and wear the box. Forget the Oakley’s themselves. Disclaimer: Minor safety hazard while driving.

 

[the_owl]

Who just spent the best $25 of their life?

 

["TRUMP"]

Who just spent the best $25 of their life?
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Wrong thread chicolito

 

[BoostBear]

Wonder if they're factory tight?

100 Authentic Oakley Juliet X Metal Sunglasses for sale online | eBay

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[Atticus]

Who just spent the best $25 of their life?
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We’ll probably see them being flipped soon.