🦘The Official Bequest List inclu. "Who Wants @Beardo0628's Complete Ducati Hatchet Wires When I Die"?

[cacatman]

I’m going to be preemptive if anyone gifts you Xmetals, I would like to be first on the list if you bite the dust

Man, this guy's good. I'll update my thread....

 

[ShortChangeHero]

Speaking of lists. Since these are already full I have dibs on the x metal list. Or watch list.

 

[cacatman]

Speaking of lists. Since these are already full I have dibs on the x metal list. Or watch list.

Sorry bro, I don't have any Oakley watches. I'll put you on the X-metal list.

 

[Ti man]

This is almost like putting a hit out on yourself.

 

[cacatman]

This is almost like putting a hit out on yourself.

Yeah. I only realise that now. I didn't really think it through.

I included another condition - "If you are on the list and found to have killed @cacatman, then glasses will be sent to the next person on the list". And I gave you credit for it.

 

[cacatman]

Conditions

• If you are on the list and found to have killed or put a contract out on him or been complicit in the death of @cacatman, then the glasses will be sent to the next person on the list. If the sunglasses have been sent to you and later it emerges that you have been responsible for @cacatman's death, then you are to return the sunglasses to the @cacatman's family at your own expense (we will not pay postal costs) (@Tinman - Thanks so much for alerting me to this possibility)

Thanks @Tinman!

 

[Ti man]

Thanks. Just looking out for you buddy.

 

[cacatman]

Thanks. Just looking out for you buddy.

Thanks bro. Without that extra clause written in, I could have been in REAL trouble!!

 

[cacatman]

Please. Someone. Anyone. MAKE. @"TRUMP". STOP!!!!

 

[Wicked]

Let’s just keep @cacatman around