Joke Thread

[Timhyde74]

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[cacatman]

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A bear walks into a bar
"Sorry we don't serve bears in here" the barman says
"But I'm a big brown bear"
"Sorry we don't serve big brown bears"
Bear is angry and hits the bar with his claw "give me a beer now!"
"Sorry we don't serve bar bashing big brown bears!"
The bear picks up a barstool and smashes it against the ground "I want a beer!"
"Sorry we don't serve barstool breaking bar bashing big brown bears here"
The bear is getting angry and takes a bite from the counter "Give me a beer!"
"Sorry we dont serve drug addicts here either"
The bear is confused "I've never touched a drug in my life!!"
"I saw that bar-bit-u-ate"

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[Kingme]

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[Timhyde74]

Ah yes, the "good ol'days!" I can remember my parents owning a couple of vehicles with 8 track players in em, and the foil on the TV ant. Lol!

 

[Timhyde74]

 

[cacatman]

 

[Timhyde74]