A bear walks into a bar "Sorry we don't serve bears in here" the barman says "But I'm a big brown bear" "Sorry we don't serve big brown bears" Bear is angry and hits the bar with his claw "give me a beer now!" "Sorry we don't serve bar bashing big brown bears!" The bear picks up a barstool and smashes it against the ground "I want a beer!" "Sorry we don't serve barstool breaking bar bashing big brown bears here" The bear is getting angry and takes a bite from the counter "Give me a beer!" "Sorry we dont serve drug addicts here either" The bear is confused "I've never touched a drug in my life!!" "I saw that bar-bit-u-ate"