INDEED!Lies!
Microsoft Excel is your friend. And when you put in dollar amounts and use formulas to add up all the money you've sunk into that ridiculous Oakley collection...
You vomit, save the document, close it out, and make sure the significant other doesn't have access to it . As far as they know, those Oakleys cost less than $100/pair.
The wife has no idea the list even exists!